Well, it looks as though our biggest star has become one of our most popular. That rumbling sound you hear isn't an earthquake: It's Jaba the Slut, stomping her way back on stage, with blood in her eye and meat on her thighs. In this searing melodrama, she plays a hotel maid whose dainty sensibilities are affronted when she's stiffed by Walter - a thieving, conniving numbskull who isn't bright enough to tell even a moderately convincing lie. You can guess the result: It's Meathead vs. the Mastadon - and boy, that lunkhead takes one HELL of a pounding! She chokes him. She tramples him. She STOMPS him. She pulls his hair. She tosses him like a rag doll. She flops her brobdinagian buttcheeks over his face, completely cutting off his oxygen supply. In her inimitable elephantine voice, she honks: "You not getting' 'nuff air? You not spozed to. You spozed to DIE." And she proceeds to try to "make it so," using every muscle in her mammoth body. Your jaw will drop when she stands on Water (using her FULL WEIGHT) and uses one foot to squish his neck. Check out those utterly brutal kicks to the stomach - how the hell did Walter survive? (Maybe's he's just too STUPID to feel pain!) And then she starts giving him full-out roundhouse punches, to his head, chest, stomach, everywhere!