Agony of Da Feet

ATTENTION FOOT FANS! This is the toes-and-tonsils epic you've been waiting for! We begin with lovely Angela, cooling her bare heels while walking through a filth-ridden alley. Why is she walking? Because her car's still in the shop. The stupid mechanic went home before getting to her car, so now she's going to give him the kind of "toe" job he never expected. When she bursts through the door of his home and starts slapping him silly, he screams "You're crazy!" "I'M PISSED OFF!" she answers. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!!! Angela pulls him up by the ear, throws him on the floor - and forces him to lick her filthy feet clean. These are DIRTY feet. STINKING feet. Feet that have walked through, er, something that's been through a dog. "Open up!" she demands, and we see his snakey tongue lick and lick all the grime off…nothing left to the imagination. You've never seen such intense, disgusting, totally humiliating foot worship. Angela removes her clothes - check out that lingerie! Her foot-slaps carry as much impact as a boxer's punches.