SMASH

The theme music for this one could be titled "Homicide is Painful." Mistress Eve and Mistress Noell (a Penthouse model) are expecting a vegetarian pizza - but that jerk Joey the pizza guy delivers one with pepperoni. Naturally, these girls consider such a sin worthy of the severest penalty. They tape his legs together while shouting (somewhat confusingly): "Pepperoni is a live animal! We don't eat that crap!" They turn him over and severely double-trample his back and butt. Severe and sudden knee-drops knock the wind out of him, followed by a massive foot-pounding to the head. Noell ties his own belt around his neck, and drags him around like a dog with no legs. Eve stands on his head with BOTH feet, then slaps his face mercilessly. A rib-kicking session is followed by foot-kissing, not to mention that classic IBN-style spring-board jumps onto his chest and belly, and full-out knee-drops onto the tenderest parts of his body. Noell tweaks his nipples while Eve's face-sitting cuts off all his air, while creaming: "You're a fuckin' pepperoni-head!" LOTS of barefoot trampling in this epic - RIGHT IN HIS FACE - and LOTS of hard body kicks. They even make him oink like a pig, in a scene right out of "Deliverance!" Naturally, the use the pizza for some major food mortification. They go on to do everything they can to break his back - you could consider these Mistresses to be reverse-chiropractors. Noell and Eve even deliver a little breast-smothering and hand-over-mouth smothering. That Noell - she really is a pizza ass!