Queen of the Hill

If you like that show that comes on between "The Simpsons" and the "X-Files, you'll love this video. That slave bart, he sure has the voice of "Hank" down pat, tell yuh what. "What the hell? Why're you dressed like that?" bart barks when he sees his wife Peg (the statuesque beauty Mistress Evilyn, conquering a highly atypical role) dressed in a tight, black, skimpy corset, boots and stockings. Hank wants to spend the night with his hick friends, but she has other ideas. "I been sittin' here all day eating grits," she spews (and her delivery is PRICELESS), "and now yew are goin' to take me out. I'll tell you who's the ruler of your universe, and that's me! You suck mah boot!" What follows is an amazing montage of texas-sized rompin', stompin', wrasslin' and non-stop verbal hasslin'. "I'm gonna sit on yer fay-ace!" Peg drawls - but she can't sit still! She butt-bounces his noggin into Tylenol-land! But them figure fours is pretty rough, I tell yuh what - not to mention the hand-over mouth smotherin', the slappin', the toe-suckin', the bare-butt spankin', the croppin', the ball-hair-pullin', the ass-smotherin', the crotch-smotherin', the foot-worshippin', the non-stop TRAMPLIN', the continual G-droppin'. "Judge" for yourself: This one's fetishy, forceful, frightening, and flat-out FUNNY.