Catalina Crusher

Filmed on an island called Catalina, with a girl of the same name. Stunning Catalina L'Amore is trying to catch some rays on the beach, when bob (playing a Mexican street musician) strolls along, singing a folk tune. Obviously, he's trying to get close to Lady C. But Catalina ain't buyin' it: "What part of shut up don't you understand? How about I stick that guitar up your ass?" She knocks him to the ground and barefoot tramples the hell out of him. Catalina loves to squish her bare beave into his mug - all the better to rob him of air. "There's a little pink taco for ya, asshole!" At one point she lights up a thin red stogie and arrogantly puffs while bob gasps. But she also has a brown surprise for him: "Kiss my asshole, you prick!" she commands. There's breast smothering galore: "You wanna see what a real American tit looks like?" Bob gets that blood-red mil-spigot shoved down his throat. Gurgle, gasp. "How about if I just piss in your mouth?" she threatens. All of this comes with healthy side orders of harsh face-slapping, reams of verbal humiliation, head stomping, even HAT smothering. She even uses her feet to shove beans in his mouth. And it wouldn't be a bob movie without SPITTING, would it? Lots of gooey white looghie soaks his face - YOW!