Spit on the Beach

There's no better way to show your patriotic spirit than to partake in the glory of a fine video like "Spit on the Beach." Two boggling, ultra-stacked babes -- Samantha Sterlyng and Shay Sights -- capture bob, a frogman who has strayed onto their private beach. Turns out he's a terrorist who has swum all the way from the middle east to take over America, all by himself. The girls decide to force him to 'fess up -- by SPITTING. "You cannot treat me this way just because I have an accent!" he sputters, as the looghie dribbles down his face. "I have green card! I used to know Janet Reno!" Yeah right. The girls don't buy that argument. Nothing can impede their humiliating fusillade of spittle -- and the white dripping liquid coats his face and hangs from his hair. "I like to aim for his mouth when he starts talking shit," the voluptuous Shay explains. He tries to protect himself by donning his snorkeling gear, but these bitches aren't going to let anything get in their way. God, his face looks pathetic...like a dripping white candle! The girls keep bobbing in and out of frame, like a couple of "drinking bird" toys. "I like when I spit on your forehead," explains Samantha; "it runs all the way down your nose." They also spit on his groin. "We didn't claim to be nice!" the girls inform him. Then they kick his ass all the way back to the hell-hole he came from.