Smotherin Good Time

If you're a fetish fan, you must know all about the Empress Tsarina, the Supreme Goddess of the Universe. Well, today she's goin' country, in honor of "our new president, George W. Bush! You know what? He's from Texas!" Yeeeeee-HAW! Yup, she captures her slave doc ("He's psychotic AND retarded!") and rides like a mechanical bull. Slave doc dedicates his pain "to YOU, George W.!" As for Tsarina: This southern-fried bitch also inflicts face-slaps, two-fisted crops across his body. She especially loves to crop his crotch. Yup, she bares his balls and plays them like Ricky Ricardo doing the congas. She assails his cock viciously, just to honor Texas and America! Just to show his appreciation, doc licks his Mistress' beautiful boots nice and spic-n-span. Nice to see that the era of Clintonian sleaze is over - it's time for some CLEAN entertainment. YUM! Just to drive the point home, she makes doc hump an imaginary jackass. Then she uses her fingernails to poke gouges into his tender testes, while forcing him to mutter: "Thank yew, Miz Tsarina!" Then it's time for the good old fashioned rubber-band ball torment. Oh man, what she does to his cock -- even WE don't want to look at it. And then, with his "manhood" trussed like a Thanksgiving turkey, she tweaks his nipples. "What do yew say there, boy?" she asks. "Oww...?" he replies. Then she tramples his tummy, spanks his crotch some more, then kicks him into flatland. The grand finale: PLASTIC BAG SMOTHERATION! YeeHAW! Just look at that ol' boy struggle - but there ain't no getting' away from the mighty Empress. Yup, and after he expires, Tsarina plans to sell his organs. "Aw, look," she notes, "He's all silent and still-like." But he still has a little life left in him, so she butt-smothers his face while tying his cock into knots - followed by an extended bag-gag scene. He's in there for many long minutes - and it's all for real, with no cuts, no surreptitious gasps of air. CHECK IT OUT, Y'ALL! Do it for Dubya!