Music To His Fears

Jolting Janice steals the show in this searing drama about a musician and his critics. Would-be rocker damien insists that he's the next big thing in the music world. Janice and her lovely friend Danielle believe damien will have only one thing in common with greats like Janis and Jimi: An early death! "You're supposed to inspire me, not EX-pire me!" damien complains. They bash him with his expensive guitar, then pummel him with their fists. And that's just for starters! They slap him, kick his groin with high-heel shoes, strip him down and pin him with punishing wrestling holds. Janice just wants to tear him apart! "CRUSH THAT FUCKING DICK!" she orders her comrade in cruelty. The c/b torture here is amazing - you gotta see how they tie up his bruised boner, right before Janice BOUNCES on it, full-weight, in her bare feet! (And you thought the music critic for the L.A. Times was tough…) Danielle, for her part, prefers the platform heel approach to trample torture. There's foot-slapping, kicking, and FACE-SITTING galore. Do the girls stand on his head barefoot? Hey, what else is that guy's head GOOD for?!? You want BREAST SMOTHERING? These girls deliver! (And Danielle's got some natural big uns!) Wanna see figure-four neck-crushing? It's here! Is Janice going to plug up his mouth with her lovely toesies? Heh heh…just check it out for yourself. How about full-nude body bouncing and twat-suffocation? Yep! Does wild thing Janice use damien as a human landing pad for her nude broad jump tryouts? We'd like to see someone try and stop her! They say all great artists must suffer; damien may not yet be one of the great, but he's got the suffering part covered.